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15 Desember 2010

Lies Fake Paranormal

One day Sharra got a nightmare. She wants to see what the meaning of her dream. So, she borrow Rinto’s ‘Tasfir Mimpi’ book.
Sharra   : hmm. Where’s my dream. Hmm. What?!!
Monic   : hey! What do you find Sharra? You will get wings to fly?
Sharra   : Huh! No! This book said that I’ll get a bad thing. Oh My God! I’m scare!
Monic   : Iuh. You’re too over! Please, Sharra. Don’t believe with that book! Believe in God!
Rinto     : Hey! What did you say?! My book never tells the fake. That’s always true!
Monic   : oh yeah?! Are you sure?!!
Rinto     : You doubt my book!
Monic   : yes! Of course! Why must I believe with that book?!
Sharra   : Hey, stop please! Oh. Monic. Can you help me? I really scare.
Monic   : hah? What can I do for you?
Sharra   : Accompany me to the Paranormal!
Monic   : hey! Are you crazy?! Nowadays, there’s no paranormal, Sharra!
Rinto     : I know the place. Mama Loreng can help you to solve your problem!
Sharra   : Mama Loreng? Are you sure? Oh Rinto. Where’s it?
Rinto     : rather far from here. But, if you want, I’ll accompany you to go there.
Sharra   : Of course I will! Monic. Please accompany me to go there!
Monic   : hah? No!! Just waste my time!
Sharra   : please. You’re so kind!
Rinto     : heh Monica!! Just accompany her! You’re so cruel!
Monic   : okay!! Fine! I’ll accompany you, Sharra!! Is that your want?!
Rinto     : hahah. Of course, YES!
Sharra   : thank you moniiic <3



And then, Sharra, Monica, and Rinto arrive at that place.
Monic   : are you sure? This is the place? So smelly!
Rinto     : that’s the smell of your body!
Sharra   : shut up! Rinto, come on. Call her!
Rinto     : excuse me. Mama Loreng!
Monic   : hello! Anybody home!
Ahmad : oh hi! Can I help you?
Rinto     : hello sir. She needs to talk with Mama Loreng.
Ahmad : oh. She is sleeping right now.
Sharra   : please sir. I want to talk with her!
Ahmad : But. She is sleeping. There are so many patient today.
Monic   : Huh! Come on! Let’s back home!
Meisya : hey! Don’t be noisy!
Monic   : who are you? Are you Mama Loreng? Oh my God! I can’t believe. You use veil!
Meisya : what are you talking about?
Ahmad : ehm. Maybe, she is sick, Mey.
Rinto     : Monica! She is not Mama Loreng she is her assistant!
Monic   : oops! Sorry! :D
Meisya : Did your mom never teach you about politeness.
Ahmad : please back to your home now! Mama Loreng can’t meet you today.
Sharra   : please ma’am, sir. I must meet her.
Meisya : hh. Okay. Wait a minute.
Sharra   : oh thank you ma’am.
Ahmad : please! Don’t make any noise! Mama Loreng doesn’t like noise.
Monic   : yes! We know it! Thanks!
Not long after that…
Mama Loreng    : hey!
Monic                   : wow! What a weird girl she is!
Mama Loreng    : what did you say, child?
Rinto                     : ehm.. Mama. They are my friends. This is Sharra and
Monic                   : Monica! :D
Rinto                     : huh! Hm. Mama. Sharra really needs your help.
Mama Loreng    : hem. What the matter, honey?
Sharra                   : Last night I got a dream, madam. I met an old man. He was a zombie! He hits me!!
Mama Loreng    : Mey! Please take my magic ball!
Meisya                 : ok Mama.
Mama Loreng    : Ahmad! What are you doing?! You must stand up here!! You’re my bodyguard!
Ahmad                 : I’m sorry. Can I help you?
Mama Loreng    : no! Just stay here!
Sharra                   : so, ma’am. What the meaning of my dream?
Mama Loreng    : hah? What?!
Sharra                   : WHAT THE MEANING OF MY DREAM?
Mama Loreng    : what’s your dream? Would you repeat what you said?
Monic                   : oh my God, ma’am! You waste our time!
Sharra                   : Last night I got a dream, madam. I met an old man. He was a zombie! He hits me!!
Meisya                 : Oh! I have ever got that dream!
Ahmad                 : yes. Maybe that’s a bad sign!
Mama Loreng    : hey!! Shut up! I’m Mama Loreng that can solve the problem!
Ahmad                 : I’m sorry ma’am.
Mama Loreng    : eh, wait a minute. I’ll take Kelly.
Monic                   : hah? What’s Kelly?
Rinto                     : shut up Monic! You’re so talk active!
Ahmad                 : Kelly is her magic doll.
Meisya                 : She can read the future. And Mama can translate her language.
Rinto                     : magic doll? I never hear that before.
Mama Loreng    : ehm. Let’s start now! Don’t make any noise!
Kelly talks something.
Sharra                   : wow! Fantastic! She can talk!
Ahmad                 : sssstts!!
Monic                   : what did she said?
Rinto                     : what language she uses?
Meisya                 : sstts. She is hearing her doll’s voice.
Sharra                   : Monic. I’m so scare! L
Ahmad                 : have you finished talked with Kelly, ma’am?
Mama Loreng    : yes. Come here dear.
Sharra                   : so, ma’am. What the meaning of my dream?
Mama Loreng    : Kelly said. Your will see the darkness in your live!
Monic                   : so! She will live with no light ?
Mama Loreng    : maybe. Give your hand. I’ll see your future.
Sharra gives her hand.
Rinto                     : what do you see, ma’am?
Meisya                 : ssstss. She is concentrating.
Mama Loreng    : darkness. The darkness. What an unlucky person you are!
Sharra                   : what do you see ma’am? I really scare!
Mama Loreng    : I don’t want to make you feel sad if I tell you about the truth.
Monic                   : be patient, Sharra.
Ahmad                 : OK! Back to your home now! It finished.
Meisya                 : yes. Come here two days later.
Rinto                     : ok. Thank you for your help, ma’am
Monic                   : wait?! What we got here? We didn’t get anything!
Rinto                     : enough Mon. we’ll back two days later.
They’ll leave the house. But…
Mama Loreng    : ehm. Ehm.
Sharra                   : what? Do you want to say something?
Meisya                 : what do you do if someone helps you?
 Sharra                  : oh my god! Thank you ma’am. Thank you very much!
Ahmad                 : just that? Oh!
Rinto                     : They need your money, Sharra!!
Sharra                   : oh. Hehe. I’m sorry. Here you are.
Mama Loreng    : thank you very much, dear. Come back later!

In Mama Loreng’s house…
Meisya : Oh. Mama always tells lies to everyone!
Ahmad : yes. How if everyone know about it?
Meisya : we also will get the effect.
Ahmad : we must stop her!
Mama Loreng    : Ehm! Excuse me?
Meisya : oh nothing Mama. Don’t you need more rest?
Mama Loreng    : NO! What are you talking about when I’m not here?
Ahmad                 : nothing ma’am.
Mama Loreng    : tell me!!
Meisya                 : mmm. Mama. We just think. All that you do is false.
Ahmad                 : yes ma’am. How if everyone knows about it?
Mama Loreng    :  that’s not your business! I can solve my problem myself!
Meisya                 : but ma’am..
Mama Loreng    : Oh. I need more rest. Bye!

Two days later…
Meisya                 : where are they? Why they don’t come here again.
Ahmad                 : oh! Maybe they already know about the fact!
Meisya                 : Oh My God! We must apologize to them! I don’t want to be in jail because of Mama Loreng!
Ahmad                 : yes! Its kind a nightmare!
Mama Loreng    : hey! Where’s the child? Why they don’t come here?
Ahmad                 : ehm. I don’t know ma’am.
Suddenly…
Rinto                     : excuse me, Ma’am.
Meisya                 : Oh God! They come!! Oh! It’s nightmare!
Ahmad                 : I can’t imagine what will happen next!
Mama Loreng    : hey! Come on child! I’ve wait you so long.
Sharra                   : I’m sorry ma’am. We’re get problem on our car.
Mama Loreng    : first unlucky thing in your life! Hahaha
Rinto                     : what do you mean?
Mama Loreng    : forget it! Let me see your future!
Ahmad                 : don’t you know something about Mama Loreng?
Sharra                   : something?! What are you talking about?
Ahmad                 : Yes. Something. She is a fake…
Mama Loreng    : sit down please.
Sharra                   : sorry. I can’t catch the last word. Would you mind to repeat, sir?
Mama Loreng    : heh! Sit down here!!
Rinto                     : sharra! Did you hear what Mama Loreng said?!
Sharra                   : I’m sorry, ma’am.
Meisya                 : do you need Kelly, ma’am?
Mama Loreng    : Yes of course. Please take Kelly for me.
Ahmad                 : the magic ball ma’am..
Mama Loreng    : Ok. thank you. ehm. Give me your hand, honey.
Sharra                   : Rinto. I’m afraid. I don’t want to hear bad things again.
Rinto                     : ssts. Shut up Sharra. Listen to Mama Loreng.
Mama Loreng    : samasamasamasilalabilabalakalilalila. Wow!!!
Sharra                   : what? What do you see ma’am?
Meisya                 : hey! Be patient, child!
Mama Loreng    : ehm. You’ll get a problem today. Maybe. I don’t know.
Sharra                   : maybe? Huh? Problem?
Monic                   : excuse me!
Ahmad                 : hey! Who are you?!
Rinto                     : what do you do here Monic? You said that you can’t accompany her to…
Monic                   : I need to talk with you!
Meisya                 : calm down, child!!
Monic                   : you’re a liar!!
Rinto                     : monica! What did you say?
Monic                   : She’s not a paranormal! She tells you the fake!
Meisya                 : what are you talking about?! Don’t be crazy, child!
Ahmad                 : back to your home now!
Monic                   : sharra! Trust me! She is a big liar!
Mama Loreng    : HEY! SHUT UP!! What did you say, Monica!
Monic                   : you’re a liar! You tell lie to everyone!
Mama Loreng    : keep your mouth!! I’m Mama Loreng! I’m the real paranormal in this town!
Sharra                   : oh! What happen?!
Mama Loreng    : go out now! You make noise!
Rinto                     : Monica!! What do you want?!!
Monic                   : I want everyone knows that she is a fake paranormal!! And her doll, yesterday I found the doll like that in Supermarket!
Mama Loreng    : hey!! Shut your mouth up! Kelly is a magic doll! Only one in this world!
Sharra                   : stop it! I don’t know what happen.
Monic                   : are you sure, ma’am? My sister also has the doll like that!
Mama Loreng    : Impossible!! But Kelly has magic in her body!
Ahmad                 : wake up from your dream, ma’am!
Meisya                 : you always tell lies to everyone!! Wake up, ma’am! This is ain’t fairy tale!
Mama Loreng    : Meysha! Ahmad!!
Rinto                     : tell us the truth! I’m confused about it!
Meisya                 : Yes. She is a fake paranormal.
Mama Loreng    : stop it Mey!! Don’t say anything!
Meisya                 : she is not a paranormal. Trust me!
Ahmad                 : yes. She is right. Mama Loreng is not a real paranormal.
Sharra                   : so, you lie to us!
Mama Loreng    : no! I’m not lying! I’m a real paranormal!
Monic                   : don’t lie to us! Now, we know the fact!
Rinto                     : let’s bring her to the police office!
Mama Loreng    : NO!! I’m not liar!!
Sharra                   : let’s bring all of them!
Meisya                 : hah? Why me?
Monic                   : because you hide all of her secret!
Ahmad goes out…
Rinto                     : hey! Where are you going? You must follow me to the police office too
Ahmad                 : but. I just want to go to lavatory.
Sharra                   : ah bullshit! Let’s go to the police office!
Mama Loreng    : I will curse all of you become a frog!
Monic                   : oh, I’m scared, fake paranormal!

Finally, Mama Loreng, Meisya, and Ahmad stay in jail. And Sharra still search the real paranormal to read her dream. J

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